The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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Tom Hiddleston — Only Lovers Left Alive
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stop-bitching-start-a-revolution:
Cosmo tip: When he pulls out his dick, perform the musical Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me
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Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
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HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
Graham Norton reads an extract from Isla Fisher’s book.
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if i know what line a character is going to say in a movie then i will say it with them and no one can stop me
i will say it 30 seconds before them
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A woman can preach, a woman can work, a woman can fight. A woman can build, can rule, can conquer, can destroy just as much as a man can.
In the event that Tumblr will somehow change drastically to the point where none of us will want to come on anymore, feel free to send me your:
Skype Name
Email Address
AIM/Google Chat
Cell Number [Make sure we’re in the same country!]
Go forth my friends! I want to stay in touch.
Please do this, I’d be very happy to!
Email and Skype for me please
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
Blaine’s favorite things
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