nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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tentacuddles:

the-treble:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Can we all just talk about Promise Phan (dope2111 on Youtube) real quick?

… Someone get this girl into cosplay.

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actualmenacebuckybarnes:

haha are you kidding me

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Look at Bucky turn around, grin ready on his face, Steve look at the flying car, just bonkers, ain’t it? But no, Steve’s not there.

Immediately, his expression drops. This guy’s on a date, and his best friend steps away from his side for one whole minute and Bucky’s face is all suddenly WORRY and DREAD.

Where’d Steve get himself off to now??

Oh shit, what if he inhales some pollen and dies?????

What if he finds some stairs and falls down them????

STEVE NO STEVE STOP DOING THINGS WHEN I’M NOT THERE STEVE

(via breathingdestiel)


Think of it this way…

thebobblehat:

The Avengers are every person you see in high school.

The shy nerd

image

The asshole you just can’t hate

image

The hot foreign guy

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The athlete

image

The quiet guy who’s always playing guitar and probably smoking something

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His bitchy/bad ass girlfriend (depending on if she likes you or not)

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The emo kid that somehow gets all the chicks

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And that one cheerleader that EVERYONE knows has a hard-on for the athlete

image

(via neloc)


supernaturalwanderlust:

Suppose I said
You’re my saving grace?

(via beautifulwhatsyourhurry)


officialfrenchtoast:

probably the reason why im still single is because i didnt forward those chain messages when i was 13 yrs old

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confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

(via tit-ania)


bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

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makexitxlater:

those ships where you never know if they’re going to make out or kill each other are my favorite kind of ships.

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g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

(via thelegsthenoseandmrsrobinson)


how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

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christo-pho:

thatwetshirt:

Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL

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roguearcanis:

tisithefrenchiestfry:

stormyhale:

I don’t know anymore…

1) Sebastian Stan + Misha Collins

2) Chris Evans + Jensen Ackles

Holy moley

EVERYBODY ELSE GO HOME.

(via harry-potter-wholockian)


gore-goddess:

alec-bings:

They use Twitter like my parents use text “I heart Scully” OmiGOD

They are my favorite people, where do I sign up to make them my parents?

(via hbics)